"I gots the giggles!"

Chris: "I'm a host!"

Conrad: "With the way you've been drinking tonight, you're more like a chalice."

Number one on the NC charts

"There was a man named Augie,
Who came to the Bottom that was Foggy,
He came to change my life,
But could he change my life?
He had a friend with big arms,
Who tried to woo Alecia with his charms,
And one day in the Spring,
He earned his nickname, Don King."

Refrain: "Oh Augie, wont you change my life, oh Augie come and make me your wife, oh Augie yes I know that it is true, oh Augie, I love you!."

Courtesy of Jocelyn Dabu, hit song writer!

New Trend on Campus

I want to make t-shirts that say Modest is Hottest and start a new trend on Campus!
- Mary

I found this book at home, its from 1896...

Could it be about a certain squire?

Happy Easter!

The Pope said his mass already, and its Easter Vigil for me here in Germany! Happy Easter!

They don't make 'em like this at GW...

"God Bless South Carolina..."

-Andy on alternative break

"So who wants to be the Tin Man?"

Sung to the tune of "We're Off to See the Wizard":

"We'reeeee off to see the Pooooooope!"

-David, as he skips down H Street after Adoration

Because most people outside the NC dont realize it...

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

And tomorrow is St. Melchador, I mean St. Joseph's Solemnity!

Another direction?

"You know who would be a great spiritual director? Father Brady."

-Mary to Jocelyn

Party Never Stops...

"Ain't no party like a Holy Ghost party, 'cuz a Holy Ghost party don't stop (don't stop)..."
-Jocelyn

Adoring with Authority...

Ryan: "Marissa, you have the best double genuflection I've ever seen..."

the bad jokes continue

Written on the white board...

What do you call a sleep walking nun? - A Roamin' Catholic

idk, my bff the Virgin Mary?

Ingrid's suggestion:

"Printing the luminous mysteries...be there in 5."

-Julie in a text message to Ingrid before "Dinner & the Rosary"

Changes

Okay so something that one would only do with a Newman Center blog, I'm going to change the color based on the liturgical season... the title and border is purple right now, it will go to red at the Triduum and then white (normal since i cant do white really, ooh maybe gold) for Easter, then green for ordinary time... Let me know if you think its worth the effort... Its not going to be too over the top, subtlety is a virtue in my opinion...

A guilty pleasure?

Online, but worthy nevertheless of posting...

Ryan: "I've been cheating, I've started listening to the Exultet... mea culpa"

New Idea for a TV Show?

Jocelyn before Mass: "Your Fired!"

Mary: "Wow you do a great Donald Trump wearing a veil impression!"

I think you have the words a bit wrong...

Holding Rosary up to Andy:

"The power of Christ condemns you!"

- Marissa

Our Favorite Married Couple

Andy: "David, will you bring your confession music on the retreat?"

David: "Sure!"

Southern Hospitality

"This is the worst cup of coffee I've ever had in my life."

-Fr. Gurnee to the waitress at Page's Okra Grill

He likes it!

Look, he likes it! (scratching the chin of the Holy Spirit medal)

~ Marissa