Waiting for Pope Benedict, Jocelyn shares her muffin:
"Come partake in the Agape!"
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Papal Exuberance
Waiting for Pope Benedict to drive past:
Marissa grabs her papal flag, holding it and shaking it and shouts, YARRRGHGH!
Marissa grabs her papal flag, holding it and shaking it and shouts, YARRRGHGH!
Monday, April 7, 2008
cc: Jesus@heaven.god, Holy.Spirit@heaven.god...
"I think God should send us e-mails...that'd be friggin sweet!"
- Sarah R.
- Sarah R.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Ghost of the Newman Center
We were hanging out on the deck after our knights dinner. By the end it was myself, Ryan Jackson, and Ed. We walked down the stairs to the second floor, Ed was slightly behind on the phone. As we reached the second floor I heard a soft female voice saying, "Ryan" "Conrad" It sounded like someone was hiding or something saying our names. I shrugged it off till I got downstairs and Jackson and I compared notes realizing we both had heard our names. We turned off the lights and left the building. No one turned lights back on and no one left the building after 15 minutes. We then went back in and checked out every single nook and cranny of the Newman Center and no one was there! I am legitimately freaked out! If you daughters did this good job!
The real question is the chair at mass the chair of St. Peter...
Tim in an email...
"Ryan, maybe you know this, is a papal cringe ex cathedra? If so, I want to tape the mass at the same time to check on things..."
"Ryan, maybe you know this, is a papal cringe ex cathedra? If so, I want to tape the mass at the same time to check on things..."
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Our serious competitors
Christine: What is this Newman Center blog you are all talking about? I thought I went on the blog on the web page and realized, whoa, Fr. Peter is posting a lot...
Fr Peter: ...and its not really funny!
Fr Peter: ...and its not really funny!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
"I gots the giggles!"
Chris: "I'm a host!"
Conrad: "With the way you've been drinking tonight, you're more like a chalice."
Conrad: "With the way you've been drinking tonight, you're more like a chalice."
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Number one on the NC charts
"There was a man named Augie,
Who came to the Bottom that was Foggy,
He came to change my life,
But could he change my life?
He had a friend with big arms,
Who tried to woo Alecia with his charms,
And one day in the Spring,
He earned his nickname, Don King."
Refrain: "Oh Augie, wont you change my life, oh Augie come and make me your wife, oh Augie yes I know that it is true, oh Augie, I love you!."
Courtesy of Jocelyn Dabu, hit song writer!
Who came to the Bottom that was Foggy,
He came to change my life,
But could he change my life?
He had a friend with big arms,
Who tried to woo Alecia with his charms,
And one day in the Spring,
He earned his nickname, Don King."
Refrain: "Oh Augie, wont you change my life, oh Augie come and make me your wife, oh Augie yes I know that it is true, oh Augie, I love you!."
Courtesy of Jocelyn Dabu, hit song writer!
New Trend on Campus
I want to make t-shirts that say Modest is Hottest and start a new trend on Campus!
- Mary
- Mary
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
"So who wants to be the Tin Man?"
Sung to the tune of "We're Off to See the Wizard":
"We'reeeee off to see the Pooooooope!"
-David, as he skips down H Street after Adoration
"We'reeeee off to see the Pooooooope!"
-David, as he skips down H Street after Adoration
Friday, March 14, 2008
Because most people outside the NC dont realize it...
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
And tomorrow is St. Melchador, I mean St. Joseph's Solemnity!
And tomorrow is St. Melchador, I mean St. Joseph's Solemnity!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Another direction?
"You know who would be a great spiritual director? Father Brady."
-Mary to Jocelyn
-Mary to Jocelyn
Party Never Stops...
"Ain't no party like a Holy Ghost party, 'cuz a Holy Ghost party don't stop (don't stop)..."
-Jocelyn
-Jocelyn
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
the bad jokes continue
Written on the white board...
What do you call a sleep walking nun? - A Roamin' Catholic
What do you call a sleep walking nun? - A Roamin' Catholic
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
idk, my bff the Virgin Mary?
Ingrid's suggestion:
"Printing the luminous mysteries...be there in 5."
-Julie in a text message to Ingrid before "Dinner & the Rosary"
"Printing the luminous mysteries...be there in 5."
-Julie in a text message to Ingrid before "Dinner & the Rosary"
Monday, March 10, 2008
Changes
Okay so something that one would only do with a Newman Center blog, I'm going to change the color based on the liturgical season... the title and border is purple right now, it will go to red at the Triduum and then white (normal since i cant do white really, ooh maybe gold) for Easter, then green for ordinary time... Let me know if you think its worth the effort... Its not going to be too over the top, subtlety is a virtue in my opinion...
A guilty pleasure?
Online, but worthy nevertheless of posting...
Ryan: "I've been cheating, I've started listening to the Exultet... mea culpa"
Ryan: "I've been cheating, I've started listening to the Exultet... mea culpa"
Sunday, March 9, 2008
New Idea for a TV Show?
Jocelyn before Mass: "Your Fired!"
Mary: "Wow you do a great Donald Trump wearing a veil impression!"
Mary: "Wow you do a great Donald Trump wearing a veil impression!"
Friday, March 7, 2008
I think you have the words a bit wrong...
Holding Rosary up to Andy:
"The power of Christ condemns you!"
- Marissa
"The power of Christ condemns you!"
- Marissa
Our Favorite Married Couple
Andy: "David, will you bring your confession music on the retreat?"
David: "Sure!"
David: "Sure!"
Southern Hospitality
"This is the worst cup of coffee I've ever had in my life."
-Fr. Gurnee to the waitress at Page's Okra Grill
-Fr. Gurnee to the waitress at Page's Okra Grill
who just hatched?
Conrad: "You're a geriatric to me Alecia..."
John: "Well I think you are a spring Chicken!"
John: "Well I think you are a spring Chicken!"
Which is more disturbing? You decide.
Dan: "So I have this book called The ABCs of Choosing a Good Wife..."
Mary: "ME TOO!"
-Conversations on Christian Relationships
Mary: "ME TOO!"
-Conversations on Christian Relationships
Men, Keep You Daughters Indoors.
"...and so when I go wife hunting..."
-Dan at Conversations on Christian Relationships
-Dan at Conversations on Christian Relationships
Gospel of Mark + Gospel of Maybelline
"...and so then I got the idea to start a business called Makeovers for Jesus!"
-Alecia
-Alecia
Too Punny!
I promise I wont use this too much as a forum for terrible jokes but this one cant be missed...
"Thank cod its Fried day!"
-Conrad when thinking about the Fish Fry tonight at 5:00!
"Thank cod its Fried day!"
-Conrad when thinking about the Fish Fry tonight at 5:00!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Isn't it a solemnity somwhere?
"But it's liturgically Sunday!"
-Conrad on a Saturday night in South Carolina during Lent, trying to convince the group why he is allowed to eat ice cream.
-Conrad on a Saturday night in South Carolina during Lent, trying to convince the group why he is allowed to eat ice cream.
Then came a bat...
The question of the hour...
"Are you Catholic? Are you Pro-life?"
- Michelle... to Cardinal McCarrick?
- Michelle... to Cardinal McCarrick?
New Crush?
In a squeaky high voice...
"Your Eminence don't leave me!"
-Jocelyn at the Coffee House... She seems to have a lot of these!
"Your Eminence don't leave me!"
-Jocelyn at the Coffee House... She seems to have a lot of these!
The quote that started it all...
Courtesy of Marissa:
"Oh I hope I get a set of Breviaries for my birthday!"
"Oh I hope I get a set of Breviaries for my birthday!"
The first of many JJZ quotes...
Ryan,
Thanks, you seem to becoming the Hedda Hopper of ecclesiastical politics!
Do let me know how you feel tomorrow and if your crystal ball needs a shot of clarity.
Relying on your every word,
JJZ
More Lenten Shananagins...
Can I eat or not?
"I only break my Lenten fast when the Sunday rule coincides with the Gurnee Corollary"
- Tim
- Tim
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